jeopardy?

if i had was to pick my seven categories for jeopardy it would deff.be:
1. chapstick
2. tacobell and chinese food.
3. the difference between dasini and all other waters.
4. if your a winter or a summer complexion.
5. how to get u a boyfriend/girlfriend. and/or laid.
6. the elaborate differences in hashbrowns.
7. why winter sucks.
mk thanks.